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ht: 6'4" wt: 195 lbs eyes: brn hair: blk d.o.b.: 6-11-68
Mark is a long, tall drink of water who loves long walks by the
riverfront, cuddling up in front of a warm fire, taking care of sick animals and has
aspirations of complete global domination.
turn ons: a big pocketbook, an interest in firearms,
"someone who can make me laugh or cry", the ability to perform a decent
step-over toe hold.
Gary.
turn-offs: girls with hairy backs, messiahanic complexes,
interpol
agents, bad manners and big ankles
Bartender
Bartender
ht: ? wt: ? lbs eyes: ? hair: ? d.o.b.: ?-?-??
Kevin once was the toast of Europe as The Cirque du Soleil's strongman. With the
strength of 20 drunken circus midgets he amazed all who saw him. He had enough of
contortionist women and the many different ways they could make love. He is now
strictly a missionary man.
turn ons: pulse, teeth, good breath
turn-offs: dead chicks, gums, bad breath
Bar back
Bar back
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Doorman
ht: 6'3" wt: 310 lbs eyes: blu hair: ? d.o.b.: 5-9-67
After years of being a personal trainer to the stars, Gary lost his interest in keeping
the hot, young stars of Hollywood in the best shape of their lives and decided to get to
know the average man. Where else can you meet the average man but in a neighborhood
bar in Old Louisville.
turn ons: a woman who is intelligent, a woman who has a
good sense of humor, a woman who is funny but knows when to be serious. And big
tits.
turn-offs: airheads, snotty uptight ho's, crackers in
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